December 2010
Life is like a coconut: hard on the outside, sweet in the middle, and then it’s over. It’s also primarily exported from the Philippines.
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Fairytale Confessions
Stepmother: It all started with this guy, as they all do. And then he had to DIE.
Priest: I’m sorry for your loss.
Stepmother: Oh, please. i married him for his cash. The problem is that he left me with his hormonal teenybopper daughter who has NO idea how to polish my 1800s Scandinavian silver tea set!
Priest: I don’t follow….
Stepmother: And seriously? What kind of name is...
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